Here is ME and there is YOU
Time seems to go by oh so quickly, for the world today seems to a harsher place to live in, in comparison to "yesterday" when people are generally more genuine with
If you have been following the papers, these days we have 17 year old gal prostituting her body to sleep with 48 men including SHAW empire Howard Shaw.
My thoughts are if I was Howard Shaw, do I even need to pay for sex. REALLY?
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| Every guys DREAM first date, if only |
Let me put this into perspective, I can understand if you are as famous and rich like Howard Shaw who try to score with International actress like Angelina Jolie, Emma Watson or even Ms. Nicole Kidman, then maybe I will pay and if my Mrs is reading this, I am just saying MAYBE... only MAYBE.
Beside, what happens to the days when gals sleep around cos she want to sleep around, and not do it for $$$.
How I wished that I am still a 17 years old BOY, and have 48+ & ++ women who pay me for my SERVICES, so if you are one of the gals who have engaged my services when I was a 15 to 17 year old, please pay up NOW.
P.S:
If your payment is prompt, MAYBE you will get an additional service for free, while stocks last only.
And if our world isn't complicated enough, now we have respected, trusted and HOLY or supposedly HOLY religious individual like Buddhist Monk Shi Ming Yi who has gone to jail for 10 months for being found guilty for fraud, or the more recent City Harvest founder Hong Kee with four (4) others who are currently being charged for over alleged misuse of the charity’s funds, primarily to finance an almost famous singer Sun Ho, who just happened to be her "singing pastor" wife.
Maybe it is just me, but I still naively believe that people always started with good intentions, it just that over time, the pulling force for frame and wealth overpowered one's mind and take over the soul, hence goes the temple that house the soul.
Are those days when people generally want to do good and be good, because they truly wanted to do so, or has today evolved so much that people is only to be measured by the number of digits we have in their bank account.
Here is ME and there is YOU
So I ASK
"WHAT THE F@@K IS HAPPENING"
The theory of "Change is the only constant" is one that I believe,
however here is a WILD thought, how about changing for the better for a
change or is it too much to ask for nowadays.Go ponder and again send me more MONEY NOW.
Therefore think about it, despite all the recycling, green movement and all the other good stuff, will it be a better WORLD if there is only one race, one country, one currency, one government, one king, like our one and only planet.
For it will make no sense to have GREEN everything while the people are all unclear and GREY and $$$ is the only objective.
So maybe I can be the KING and MAYBE I will have lots of Queens of NOT 17 years old but 18 years old, but than again, if I am THE KING, I think I too get to choose the age of my Queens too, if my missy is reading this still, let people know that I LOVE YOU and it isn't my fault, it was the devil talking.
That's why I like EGG "Innocence" to how I like LIFE, .
Like how a child befriending another child without scheming if this friend will be of any benefits and not judge one by his/her background or position in this soceity.
An EGG can be:
1.Over easy, 2.Sunny side up, 3.Hard boiled, 4.Soft boiled, 5.Basted, 6.Over-hard, 7.Poached, 8.Stream-basted, 9.Shirred and maybe, 10.Scrambled.
To make matter worse for mankind, an EGG is unique enough for it to stand solo as an individual or be used to comprehend others and if you do not know, it can also be eaten throughout day and night with no limitation, unlike mankind.
My new motto in life: "BE @n EGG"
So there I was, at Hatched - Rise and Dine! located at
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| I THOUGHT I was lost, but this is how the main entrance looks like, no kidding |
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| People actually eat here, and FYI, I the almost FAMOUS blogger have to wait as it was almost full house |
FYI, there were some cute chicks around too, but none as adorable as my missy who is staring me down whenever my eyes hit hunting mode and starts to wander off.
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| Felt like Christmas |
It must be all the EGGs.
Too much distraction, need to be STRONG.
Else will get GUN DOWN like a chicken without its HEAD.
It may get WORST, and may even be grounded and put under house arrest for a long time to come, and get released only when my grandchildren has kids of their own.
So to be save my millions - millions + 6 faithful readers who will starved for my new blogs, I need to behave cos I don't know how long I can still blog if the only food that I can get will be MAGGI MEE (MM) and maybe how good MM can taste.
So I BEHAVE and did the only right thing, which is to STARE down on my menu to see what this place have to offer.
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| It is not a BIG menu, but you will be overwhelmed with all the EGGs selections |
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| Oh, light bulbs and they are "Round" |
After a painful 15 minutes of struggling on what to eat, we finally made our choices.
While waiting for the food to come,... I check out all the other rounded stuff around except those that grew on women.
It was another 20 minutes before our FOOD came calling.
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| Presenting "Sir" Benedict |
Sir, how could you look so good, when I set my eyes on you, not because you are ROUNDED, but I hope you taste as good as you look.
Sir B was for my missy.
The KING order this...
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| I wondered if the egg was naughty thus left outside, like when my primary teachers asked to stand outside my classroom |
My dish was not as exciting as missy, so I took another look at hers, and boy...
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| HELL YEAH!!! GO B, GO GO B |
Sir B, was WET on the inside, like it should be.
On second thought, Sir B is supposedly to be a guy, and HE was wet on the inside... maybe he is GAY, or maybe the ex-she underwent a sex change that went all wrong and ex-she is a she-he.
If the humble me can suggest maybe this dish should be called BB or Ms. B or Slutty B or even 17 years old B.
However, Sir B egg was cooked to perfection and egg didn't tasted more egg before, however the bread do need some more work, for such good eggs only deserve the best bread that flour can made to bring justice.
The bread in my view was just not toasted long enough to have the toughness on the outside and the softness on the inside.
The bread was DEAD on both Sir B and mine, it get worse as it was not even a fresh death but probably been there for days or weeks thus lost its will to live and definitely have no bounds to it anymore.
Probably, Sir B should be served nude, just MAYBE.
But no worries, for they do have a cute setting to the restaurant and have Mr. Chicken here, standing there all shy & innocent, seeming uninterested by all the EGGs attention.
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| At least, we found the chicken who may have crossed the road |
If Mr. Chicken is not enough... I would suggest that you look further till you find this.
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| Welcome to HEAVEN? |
They do serve BEERS, and lots of choices too.
Eggs with Beers, what a combo.
Beside, what dish can go wrong with some beers.
After a few too many drink, all food will taste like BEER.
Verdict Out of Five (5*):
- Quality of Food: 3.5 (One of the better Egg B in Singapore, but I have tasted better)
- Ambiances: 3.0 (Like a old school classroom, I like it)
- Audiences: 4.0 (EGGs everywhere, on the wall, on the table, on the pretty women)
- Price: 2.0 (Price is definitely up town prices)
- Services: 2.0 (This almost famous blogger have to wait up to 20 minutes for the food, REALLY?)
- Hygiene: 3.5 (Good Enough)
Quote of the post: "I am Young, not to mentioned hamsome, hence still want to achieve and contribute"
Till next time and signing off
"IT"
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