Having a heart to heart conversation in CINEMA XS@@J!!@PJW{QA

Hello Folks,

Do not worry, I didn't disappear or dissolved into thin air.

However, if you are still wondering, I DID NOT END UP IN PRISON with free lodging and 3 meals a day which I can probably blogged about as well.

But for those who are going to Prison, please take a good look to your left and pay special attention how you should be picking up soap in the prison.






Else, you may be facing this kind gentleman standing behind you and provided you with a life changing experience that you will never be able to forget, NEVER.

He "Actually" a nice guy

Which brings me back to my story.

I been going to cinema ever since I was a young kid and have always enjoyed the cinematic experience with outstanding visual and sound effects.

But of late, it has been a trying exercises, for the outstanding sound effects are not only coming from the surrounds sounds, but often by the freaking idiots standing around me that I have to politely tell them to:

"SHUT THE FUCK UP"

I mean, come on, you pay good $$$ into a cinema theater to have a conversation, REALLY ???

 
Or does the world evolve only around you and the world world needs to know what you are thinking or you are starve of having alone time with your friends/partners/lovers that you need to come to a theater to talk.






Nevertheless, being a democratic society / country, maybe we should give people choices like any other things in life, with a scenario play out in my head as below;

SELLER: Good Afternoon, what movie would you like to watch today ?

BUYER:  Mmmm, I would like to watch "I AM AN IDIOT", at 1338hrs

SELLER: Will you prefer speaking or non-speaking theater ?

BUYER: I am the biggest ASSHOLE ever, and will talk anyone heads off, so I will want the non-speaking theater.

SELLER: No problem, please kindly noted that if you do start having a conversation in a non-speaking theater, you will get to enjoy our special in-house promotion of either having your DICK cut off or your mouth glued up or both.

BUYER: However, we are offering a special discount for speaking theater, as you MOTHERFUCKERS are talking so much, we will be playing a soundless movie thus get to save on the electricity, so you DICKS & BITCHES can have a conversation without disturbing anyone and it will cost you less to watch the same movie.

However, if you do speak in a non-speaking theater ever again, I may have to put on my super hero suit and do this for you.

I promised to be gentle and squeezed the shit out of you.

Your SuperHERO,
I.T.